How into Celine are you?
You know your obsessed when...
- You can recite her life story without any advanced preparation.
- Your room is literally plastered with Céline stuff.
- The first thing you say about yourself to new people is, "I'm a Céline Dion fan!"
- You correct people on the pornunciation of her last name, "It's Deyon, Deeeon."
- You buy tickets to more than one concert in your area.
- Not only have you memorized all of the lyrics to all of her songs, but you can name the track order (of all the different versions) of each album.
- You can recognize a Céline song within the first 5 seconds of play.
- You name your pets after Céline, one of her songs, or gigs.
- You pay $19.95 for a Bee Gees concert at which Céline sings one song, only to find out that, two months later, it's on HBO for free!
- When Célinw is in town, you hang around the nicest hotels... just in case!
- You can hear someone say one phrase, and you recite and entire dialogue from an interview.
- As soon as you hear the names David Foster, Peabo Bryson, The Bee Gees, Barbra Streisand, and just about any other one, you immediately say, "Hey he/she worked with Céline!"
- Eh? Has become a permanent part of your vocabulary.
- You say, "I'm the youngest child in my family, just like Céline!" when actually, you're an only child.
- If anyone asks, "Who's Céline Dion?" your first reaction is "What?!? WHO'S Céline Dion?!" followed by a 3 hour presentation entitled, Céline Dion: The Basics.
- Five has become your lucky number.
- Almost everyone that you know calls you Céline.
- You learn French just so that you can read the original official autobiography.
- You are currently researching Canadian citizenship.
- You can listen to, watch, and talk about Céline for house and never get tired of it.
- People jokingly asks you, "Where is she today?" and you actually know the answer.
- You meet Céline and know more things about her tha she does.
- You save every single clipping of Céline from newspapers and magazines... even if it's just her name.
- You plan your vacation around where Céline is and when she's going to be there.
- You can somehow relate ANY subject to Céline.
- You have learned more French from Céline's songs than you ever did in French class.
- Your dream is to be Céline's housekeeper.
- You buy all the soundtracks that Céline has ever sung in.
- Not only do you send Céline and René Christmas and Birthday cards, but her entire family as well.
- You consider March 30th as an international holiday.
- You can name and identify her entire band.
- Your favourite part of Titanic is the credits when they play My Heart Will Go On. And you just can't understand why people get up and leave during the best part of the movie (unless you're singing).
- If Céline comes on the radio, you stop talking mid-sentence, turn up the radio and make everyone in the car shut-up. At the end of the song, you pick up the conversation at the same word you left off on, acting as it nothing's happened.
- You know there aren't any concerts scheduled, not even a tour, but the local Ticket Master is still on your speed-dial and the agents know you by name since you call everyday... "just in case".
- When someone asks you how tall you are, you have to stop at think... "Let's see... I'm exactly 3 inches shorter than Céline... 5"7 and 1/2 minus 3... I'm 5"4 1/2!"
- You have 20/20 vision, but you're still trying to convinced your parents to buy you colour contacts. In hazelnut.
- You carry a 1968 nickel as your lucky charm.
- Ever since you bought The Colour Of My Love, you have ceased to spell the word color, even in your English papers.
- People ask you if you ever listen to anything other than Céline Dion. You answer, 'Of couse I do!" But when they ask you who, you can't remember the names of any other singers.
- You are able to convince your best friend that Céline can sing a million times better than Mariah Carey (which is true!).
- You consider Mariah Carey and sworn enemy of Celine, therefore, of you too.
- You can apply one of Céline's songs to any situation.
- People ask you if you listen to anything other than Céline Dion. You say no.
- Your non-Céline CDs are getting dusty.
- What non-Céline CDs?
- When your CD player gets stolen, you could care less about the CD player, but you go days complaining about the Céline CD that was in there.
- You've spend over $100 on Céline merchandise.
- You know Céline's face so well, that when you channel surf you can recognize her and immediately return to the station, even if you were flipping so fast that when you stop, you have to go back 8 channels.
- You learn to sneeze just like Céline!
- Your family can recognize Céline's voice and face almost as well as you can.
- You take up the sport of golf just because Céline likes it so much!
- If someone tells you they heard a Céline song on the radio, you won't let them leave until they remember which song.
- You turn every possible conversation into a Céline-related one.
- You call your local radio station so often that the DJ knows you by name.
- You collect Céline's bad reviews, send hate mail to the critics, and when you have enough collected, you sit down with your friends and you all take turns reading them out loud and then lighting them on fire.
- When you see Céline's name written without an accent, it drives you crazy.
- Your e-mail address has something to do with her.
- You've written the fan club more than 5 times trying to get Céline to write back.
- You print out this page and start highlighting everything you do, but before you're finished, your brand new highlighting pen runs out of ink!
- You visit all the anti-Céline pages and convert the owner into a Céline Dion fan!
- No one dares insults Céline Dion in your presence because they know there'll be dire consquences!
- You see a picture of Céline and you know the exact month it was taken just by looking at her hair and clothes.
- You turn on the TV just to see if Céline is on any program.
- You only go to the music store for one thing only: to see if maybe, just maybe, they have a CD that you don't have.
- You stay up all night to see Céline perform on a show knowing that she will be the last one to perform, but it's worth it even if you have school the very next day.
- You English teacher asks you to write an essay and you write it on Céline and score an A+, with her asking how you know so much about her.
- You think René-Charles is the cutest kid in the world!
- You did not skim through this list, but actually took the time to read it.